Well...to tell you the truth...I only found out that Lacross exsisted last year. We drove to Lake Placid to the Lacross tournament for Kettle Corn. Kristine and I worked our asses off! It was actually fun making the lemonade. We had no idea what was going on the first day with the game because we were so busy. Kristine and I took a break and explored Lake Placid a little bit. Its such an awesome town! We went and looked at the old Olympic places and the ski jumps and everything and went on a search for our hotel. My mom had said it was a resort so we saw this sign that said "Lake Placid Resort" and figured that was the place. There was a sign that said private road but we thought that it just meant it was only for guests. As soon as we were driving down some woman is zooming at us in her Lexus so I fly off the road into the grass so she can get by me (very narrow road) and she slams on the breaks and starts screaming at us to get off her lawn...oops...not a resort...

That night we were sooo freakin tired after working all day that we didnt go out. The Lacross game brought in millions and millions of college students so the place was swarming. We went and had pizza and right there in front of my parents Kristine and I were invited back to hotel rooms. The next day we took a break and went to go drive around. We wanted to go and hang out at the hotel for a while but there was NO place to park. The parking lot was so tiny and cars were practically on top of one another. I have a complex with parallel parking so we looked for an empty spot in parking lots up and down the road. We finally pulled into one hotel that looked like it had a parking lot in the back up a hill. WELL this hill turned out to be the steepest road to nowhere. Seriously...it was like driving up a cliff to some woods. Kristine screamed the entire way up because she thought we were going to tip backwards. I needed to turn around so I drove into the trees and with the 4 wheel drive we got stuck! So Kristine gets out of the car while I spew mud everywhere. She gets back in and I decide I have to back all the way down the steep and winding hill. Kristine screamed at this too. When we got down we had an audience of people on their balconys that were clapping because I guess I did a good job.

That night we went out to dinner at this place called Goldberries. In the restaurant near the bathroom was a back entrance to a bar Tiffanys. Kristine and I snuck right in and old men attacked and bought us jello shots. I brought one to my mom, we went in had more, and then left. We saw Dave who was also a vender from the game and he wanted to hang out with us but we were ready to call it a night so we told him we would hang out with him the next night.

Our last night there Kristine and I decided we really needed to stop being poopers and go out. There were so many freakin boys!!! (not like i am looking ;) ) Before we left, Kristine and I wanted to watch the game a little bit. So we dragged our chairs over next to the net fencing around the game. We were the only ones on that side and we had a great view!! We no wonder because some old guy came up to us and was like "I wouldnt sit there girls" and at that moment a ball came flying! And we almost were killed. We didnt need to look far for a good time because as soon as we got back from the tournament we were hollered at from a balcony of our hotel. They told us to come to room 408...which was RIGHT down the hall from us. So we went. I really cant remember the names of all of them....but I know there was a Mike (the funny one freaking out on ADD meds), Dan (I think...who looked like a casciro), Jack (my "boyfriend" for the night with the really hugggggge penis...ok I know this sounds BAD but I will explain), and then there was the boy that had the same voice as Matt and the same face of Prince William, and then Kate...the only nice girl we met that weekend. We got to the room and I kicked the door in...we always make an entrance. We drank their beers and then went down to get them the last 2 bags of ice from the front desk. After we ran out of beer some kid who was there made us vodka and pink lemonade....dont worry we watched the whole thing to make sure he didnt put roofies in!!! Mike was being bad and annoying the guys so they made him do laps around the parking lot. When he was done he brought up the skankiest girls who he could find. They said they had seen us around and then looked offended when we told them we had never seen them before in our lives. Then the ugliest one was practically pointing her fingers in Kristines face and was like "YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO HAS MYYYYYYY GUCCI SUNGLASSES!! I WAS LIKE BITCH!! NOBODY HAS THE SAME GUCCI GLASSES AS ME!!!" We decided there was too much skank in the room so Jake, Dan, Kristine and I left. We decided to hit up some bars...but they took us to see the water instead...which turned out to skinny dipping. I have never done it in my life and my first time has to be with some boy who is hung like Donkey Kong!! Now most wounldnt complain...but I felt like I was doing a bad thing...even tho when he tried to come near me I would swim away as fast as my little weak arms would bring me. First of all I hat...HATE...swimming in the dark. Second of all I get scared of swiming in lakes when I cant see the bottom because things touch you. Well I was swimming in a dark lake at night!! I was too cold and scared of actually being caught by one of the guys to really give a shit tho. And I could have swore I stepped on a clam. The police decided to search the lake with their stupid little spot light...I have never been so scared! I was like great the first time I skinny dip and not only am I with Ron Jeremy, and not my Jimmy but I was going to be arrested. But some other hoodlums who were walking around the lake kept them busy. Kristine suddenly disappeared with Dan and I was like AHH WHERE ARE THEY?! I was getting so tired of swimming I had to hold onto the slimy underneath of the dock. Then out of nowhere came Dan who rubbed his pee pee on my leg and grabbed me from behind! So I kicked him and was then grabbed by Jack who was trying to convince me that I was the type of girl he could fall in love with, he was telling me he was feeling very succulent and then he used the old "i need to keep you warm" line...I was like you know whats going to keep me warm?? MY CLOTHES! We all got dressed after I made Kristine get out with me and Jack stood there with this 3 foot penis and it was scary! It really bothered me! Like Andys lack of earlobes!

Boy did we look like wet dogs! My hair had been all nice and straight and I was ready to go out to bars feeling ok with my appearance and now it was a curly mess. The boys liked trying to get us alone and Jack and I went and sat on another dock and he tried SO hard to kiss me. Even when I kept talking and turning away..he kept at it. Finally he was like "am i like totally wasting my time?" I was like...DUH! What did I tell you when I first met you? ALL ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. He told me he would never sleep with someone he didnt feel a connection with...I told him he was full of shit. He stopped trying to kiss me and we decided to go to the bar. Its the hardest one to get into...but of course i dont have to worry about that now. Dan and Kristine were going to come in after us like 10 mins, and Kristine was going to use my permit. Jack kept trying to convince me to leave my boyfriend because he was the one for me...and I felt like I was talking to Jesse all over again. When we got in it was so freakin crowded! Jack immediatly leaves me and I have never been in such a big crowd and felt more alone. I thought that was the last time I would see him and I hated him for being a boy...typical boy. Then I realized I had on a white shirt that had soaked thru, my hair was a mess...kinda wilderness looking, and Kristine had my cellphone. I had no way to reach her. Suddenly Jack comes out of the crowd and grabs me and takes me with him to the bar where his buddies are standing...and "Prince William". Then Jack was gone again. He was getting really good at disappearing. I was starting to think Kristine didnt get in. I was convinced that Dan had whisked her away and I would have to walk all over Lake Placid trying to find her. I asked Prince William if I could use his cell and called her and called her and then called myself and she answered. I could not hear anything and the call was lost. Then good old Jack comes over to me and hugs me and told me he hated me so much at that moment. Then his cell rang and it was KRistine.

Well a few shot of Jagger later Jack, Kristine and I found ourselves in the front row of a wet tee shirt contest. It was HILLARIOUS!! The girls would walk up all scared....hold themselves and like scream or cry in fear like they just hadent volunteered to do it a few mins ago and then rip thier shirts off and throw themselves around the stage looking possessed. Some old man behind me was trying to reach his hand up my skirt and make me go on the floor...hell no. Then Jack wrapped his arms around me, saved me from the old man and then Kristine and I told him we had to leave. I had to stand on 2 steps to be eye to eye with him.....he was a big guy...like I mentioned before....He wrapped his arms around me again, told me he hated me and then told me all he wanted to do was kiss me and I could leave. I didnt back down...but as we were saying goodbye...I was looking at him and he kissed me!!!!! Thank god it was a .3 second kiss...I just smiled and ran away.

On our way back from the bar we saw Mike stumbling in the street and he was looking for his 80s sunglasses that the skanks he brought back to the room had stolen from him before. Dan kept calling Kristine so we decided to hide in the parking lot of some random hotel. Well we must really suck at sneaking when we are drunk...because he def found us. We finally got back to the hotel and he was trying to get Kristine back in the room with him, telling her he would make it worth while. We stumbled into our room shutting him out and my dad came out of the bathroom...so we pretended to be sober....HA!

Next morning ----> McDonalds bagels with egg and cheese are to die for....
The day was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rainy and miserable so Kristine and I sat in the Jeep and read Cosmo girl for 3 hours. We finally got to leave and I was SO HAPPY! I was so ready to be done with Kettle Corn and Lemonade!

Monday Sarah came up to Riparius. We decided to take the boat out for the first time this summer before my parents left for home. We stopped at Stewarts first and Kristine, Sarah and I went crazy...sandwhiches, mac and cheese, minestrone soup... We got the boat in no prob...we went fast, ate, and then we blew up. Yes like always and $3000 last summer...the boat is still retarded! It wouldnt start so we had to get some people to tow us in.

My parents left and Kristine, Sarah and I went to rent movies and buy booze. We called Dylan but he disappeared off the face of the earth. While Sarah and I are away Katie and her side kick Heather decided to manipulate Jim. Jim had wanted to go to Micahs and when Katie calls him out of the blue saying that they are headed there he follows...but he left before she could put her evilness to work. We drove to the caboose to get cell service and ended up calling everyone in my phone. We took a nice pic of Sarahs boobs and sent it to Ed and all his lonely friends at Navy camp or whatever. We interupted some Turlecky...i cant remember what he was doing because i was pretty drunk, we left messages for Elvis, we tried to get Rizzo to come to Riparius as well as tall Joe who was only 20 mins away, Kristine talked to Mike Manhupt for a while, as well as her friend Jed from FIT, I left some nice drunken messages for Jesse, and Sarah was texting away like crazy.

We drove back, refilled our drinks and then walked back to the bridge. Thats when we got into a dramatic conversation of our lives...from parents to boyfriends, to bestfriends. Then it turned into a fight. I was feeling like wanting to be alone really bad so I went and swang in someones swing...Sarah and KRistine came and found me and the fight got loud and dramatic practically in someones front yard. We walked back in silence and then it was melted...and we ate left over Stewarts goodness and started The Amityville Horror...the old one. We couldnt finish it because we were so tired.

The next day we slept late...I mean we did go to bed at almost 7am, and finished our movie. Then we watched About Adam. As soon as it starts and we see BBC in the opening credits we scream...the movie was Irish and the accent was driving me crazy...so we made up our own dialog. It did start to get a little interesting at the end. We couldnt take anymore movies so we went to The Greasy Chicken and then Dylan called and said he would hang out with us later that night. We went back and went to Lake George. It wasnt too exciting and there were no boys to bring back with us lol or go home with again (when Sarah became S&M Sarah and we beat them.) We went into the House of Wax, then bought some booze and went back to camp. We did our drunken dialing again and then I played with ringtones, which attracked the geese. Dylan was not calling so we decided to go to his house up the road. Sure enough he was there...his car in the driveway and Sarah and I sat there for a while "What do we do?! what do we do?!" until Sarah laid on the horn. He came to the door and I was so surprised because I really didnt even think he was there...only his car. We went in and talk for 45 mins, he was stoned and he followed us back to the cabin. We were soo drunk by this point. Or at least I was. Dylan chase us with the weird weed clippers and then we ran out of alcohol. So we went and raided his grandmothers camp. I had been drinking Twisted Teas all night because I knew they wouldnt make me sick, being that we had to be up at 7. His grandma had Absolute and Triple Sec i think it was. We mixed it with apple juice and I swear I only had one sip. I guess thats what did me in...

We went back after Sarah left nice IOUs for the grandmas because we drank the apple juice. Dylan was awfully touchy feely and I guess thats how he gets when he smokes?? I have never felt like uncomfortable around him. He was like a big brother or something, or a cousin, I mean hes like 26! He has never ever ever once come on to us or even gave a hint that he wanted us! So it was so weird and unexpected when I ran into the bathroom with him to show him the giant spider that was watching me shower before, and he grabbed me and pulled me in against him really hard and was like touching my hair and face so i ran. He kept grabbing me tho through out the night and i would escape. Kristine had gone to bed and Dylan, Sarah and I had began watching our last movie and shovind perogies in our faces. 2 mins into it the room is spinnng so un controbably that I had to hold myself on to the couch. So I ran into the bathroom and puked up all my perogies, my cheeseburger, my mushroom soup and my mac and cheese....and then i passed out with my face on the toilet seat....yes...pleasent. I woke up and I thnk i was only there 10 mins so I found my way back into the living room and pulled myself up stairs and into bed. Well i had to vomit again and I couldnt just do it on the floor...so being that our camp is soo old fashioned....we have a chamber pot upstairs, its like decoration i guess lol, so I threw myself across the room and my face found it like it was handed to me or something. Sarah was screaming "what the hell are you doing up there!?" and Krsitine was like "WHERE ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING" even tho she was right next to me. Sarah came up and I told her to make Dylan leave so we could go to bed and I climbed back into bed....little did I know that while I was throwing myself around the room looking for my chamber pot, Dylan was trying to kiss poor Sarah.

The next day Sarahs alarm went off but of course we didnt get up.....god i was like shit run over twice!! Sarah had cleaned that night...shes so great! She even cleaned my chamber pot! lol. I found my way to the bathroom and layed on the floor...thats the only way I feel better...I have to be next to the toilet and knowing that its there waiting to take my puke away...i feel so much better...I crawled out of the bathroom and to Sarahs car and laid there while they packed up...let me tell you I have never been more sick in my life. I had to meet my mom so she could take us shopping. We went to Sarahs and i tried to eat something and then took my hair out the wad it was in and realized the puke that was all encrusted in it was holding it in place better than the hair tie. So as soon as my mom pulled in the driveway, I jumped into the shower....there was no way I was going shopping with vomit hair.

I felt sooo sick the whole day but I didnt let that stop me from shopping....although I supposed it did since I only ended up with 3 things......We stayed in Neiman Marcus til it closed and they kicked us out lol. I got a pair of Juicy Jeans, a Ralph Lauren hoody, and a pair of Cole Haan sneakers. I would have a tank top and bag from Barneys if it didnt take us sooo freakin long in Neiman! I almost had an UGG coat and a rabbit fur Juicy sweatshirt but I noticed them AFTER we had made our purchase and they were closed. I am almost ready for school....
Oh and I saw Deebutch in Tommy Hilfiger...she works there...so we left. I didnt feel like getting wrestled to the ground over the Matt pics.

I have deal with Maria this weekend....help me....I have some things to say to her but thats a WHOLE other journal.